Better Than B.S.

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The Most Ballin’-est Thing In the World

Posted by Elijah on February 27, 2009

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First of all, props to Henry for showing me how to put OnSmash videos up in WordPress. Without OnSmash, what’s the damn point?

Anyway, at least watch the opening credits of the new Jamie Foxxx if you don’t wanna bother with the whole thing.

Damn, I’m not even sure what to say, Jake Gyllenhall is a weird enough choice but… but…This is either the most ballin’ thing ever or the most brilliantly postmodern music video ever made: like the 2009 version of that Roots song.

I mean really, who WANTS to be up in the club with Richie Cunningham? Fonz maybe, but Cunningham? Isn’t there anyone who’s won best director recently that’s a little less of a herb?

That’s probably a stupid question.

But, the more I think about it, the more it fits the concept of the song. I mean just imagine that you’re one of those good-lookin’, video-type chicks, you get all dressed up in your tight, short little dress and high heels to go not just to the club, but to the club where all the goddamn famous people are. For real. Then the next morning, you wake up next to bald and middle-aged Opie.

Damn. Blame it on the alcohol indeed.

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